Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book is a blog and book written from the perspective of Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Suri posts photos of various celebrity children and shares her critiques. Frequent victims include Seraphina and Violet Afflect (daughters of Ben Afflect and Jennifer Garner), Matilda Ledger (daughter of Heath Ledger and Michelle Willams), the Jolie-Pit clan, and #1 nemesis Harper Beckham (daughter of David and Victoria Beckham). Suri is brutal in her critiques and never fails to give her honest opinion.

Suri's Burn Book Caption:
This cape is so flattering on Harper Beckham, and I don’t
say that lightly — many people have been felled by the
delusion that they can pull off a cape. Maybe it’s because it
covers Harper’s entire figure?

Another hot topic for Suri is the appearance of her mother, Katie Holmes, who she is never reluctant to scold for public embarrassment. I have to side with Suri on that one though. I can't name a girl who hasn't been embarrassed publicly by her mother at some point in life.

Suri’s Burn Book Caption:
Nothing makes me sadder than looking at Katie
wearing clothes that she thinks fit her.
Check out the rest of Suri's Burn Book here

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